RDP: Cookies

God of Grains, God of Grease,

Though we firmly believe that through you the impossible is made real, we do realize it would be a stretch to ask you to bestow upon this dinner of chocolate chip cookies the nutritional value it so beautifully lacks. However, we don’t think you intended wonderful, crisp fall weather like today’s to be celebrated with cucumbers.

I’d go as far as to say that would offend you.

Amen?

Amen.

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2 responses to “RDP: Cookies

  1. Isaiah 25:6
    “On this mountain the Lord of hosts will make for all peoples a feast of rich food [in the original Hebrew, this read עוגיות שוקולד צ'יפס ]
    a feast of well-aged wine, of rich food full of marrow, of aged wine well refined.” No mention of cucumbers…I rest my case! 🍪AJ

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